DRUNKEN POME!

Oh yes, my faithful following, teh Tea Queen is drunk. This is momentous because I've been ill for the best part of 18 months, and haven't been able to touch alcohol for most of that time. So here it is! I warn you, this pome has not actually been written in advance, it's just going to be whatever comes out of my tiddly mind. Ready?

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I am a little bit drunk
It's better than being a monk
I'll have a drink
As I should don't you think?
Before I'm completely sunk.


Let's try again, shall we? I currently have a million and one pomes running through my head that involve boobs, so I shall try to keep it clean.


Dennis is a really good mate
He keeps me out until late
We get very drunk
'Cause who would thunk
The Irish with drink you could sate?


And that's all from me tonight. I shall away to Twitter to discuss my apparently upcoming marriage to Alex.




See? Told you I was drunk. Although I do love Alex muchly.


Now Drinking: Irish Knights. Available in ASDA for all of £3 a bottle. It's technically a ripoff of Baileys, but is actually far superior to Baileys on so many levels it's unreal. *quaffs*