The Lord Laurie of Pink!

Here's something I wrote a little while ago for the wonderful Laurie Pink, her most excellent missus Sj and their whippet Mr Robert Smith, for whom all adjectives are sadly insufficient. I suppose it helps if you have a vague notion of what the three aforementioned ne'er-do-wells get up to, but if you've not got the foggiest who they are and you read this anyway, please let me know how much sense it doesn't make.

Drum roll PLEASE.

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Lord Laurie of Pink & Lady Essers Fair


Lord Laurie rules in Monkeyland
With her Lady Essers Fair
The rebels she doth keep in hand
She even dyes her hair

For theirs is a colourful, joyous land
Where each monkey has a jumper
And on the lawn there plays a brass band
Wondering what rhymes with jumper

There is a funky doggie too
His name is Mistah Smith
He wears legwarmers as nice warm scarves
And the other dogs take the pith

But Smith cares not, and why would he?
He’s Mistah Smith of Pink
He does trumps of love you cannot see
But you’ll know them by the stink